(原詩)

Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down on the bed of roses,
Finally decided to become a nun

Talk with a sister, spoke in a whisper
Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
Jumped on her mother just like a brother
Asked one another if the other is a queen

Diggin' the sister, she was a mister
Shouldn't have kissed her, but he couldn't say no
Wanted to leaver her, couldn't believe her,
So he picked up his suit case and decided to go