(原詩)

I've seen you in the mirror
When the story began
And I fell in love with you,
I love your mortal sin
Your brains are locked away
But I love your company
I only ever leave you
When you got no money
I got no emotions for anybody else
You better understand
I'm in love with myself, myself
My beautiful self

And no feelings, and no feelings
And no feelings for anybody else

Hello and goodbye
In a run around sue
You follow me around
Like a pretty pot of glue
I kick you in the head
You got nothing to say
Get out of the way
'Cos I gotta get away
You never realize
I take the piss out of you
You come up and see me
And I'll beat you black and blue
Okay, I'll send you away

I got no feelings, ah no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
Except for myself, my beautiful selfish

(interlude)

There ain't no moonlight
After midnight
I see you silly people out
Looking for delight
Well I'm so happy
I'm feeling so fine
I'm watching all the rubbish,
You're wasting my time
I look around your house
And you got nothing to steal
I kick you in the brains
When you get down to kneel
And pray, you pray to your god

No feelings, ah no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
No feelings, ah no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
Except for myself
Your daddy's gone away
Be back another day
See his picture hanging on your wall